Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Filling out surveys is hard

The trickiest thing about online dating is knowing how to answer those see-into-your-soul questions with a response that is simultaneously deep without being overindulged, funny while still taking it seriously, and presenting yourself as an opening, welcoming person who isn't desperate.

So here are a few of my favorites...

I spend a lot of time thinking about
...how 'brokeback mountain was a blatant ripoff of 'bambi'

I'm really good at
...photosynthesis (bring it, vegans. i will house you)
...lots of stuff, cooking, sports(basketball, football, etc), i love working out(running and lifting, i plan on doing some yoga to help de-stress myself), games, making people laugh, listening, coaching, teaching, leading, understanding, helping, caring, loving, gardening, fixing stuff around the house (jack of all trades), being creative (i graduated with a major in art history and graphic design), list goes on and on.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here
...I got talked into cross-dressing often, I don't put up much of a fight
...Chips Ahoy chocolate chip cookies are fucking better than Oreos
...I failed at being a hipster because I like good beer, showering, and having a job

You should message me if
...You're the type of girl who wouldn't get flustered by the Q in Scrabble

Some favorite messages I've received:
"...I dont speak Italian, but have a number of operas and poems memorized"

And there is so much more to come.

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