Let's Review

So, it's now June, nearly July in fact, (and I've certainly waned in my posts. Sorry guys. I'll make it up to you) and I can sum up my online dating experience in a short sentence:

Some of the dates were fails, some were BIG fails, and I had to stop talking to one guy because he wouldn't cease to ask me if he could smell my feet.

...I'm not even kidding. Is this what online dating has come to? Not a single man was worth a second date. From Lentil Soup to High-Pitched (sub-par) Rock Star, I've had more luck in a bar than with this online dating system.

Did I mention I even had to change my profile information because the statement "I still want to be a super hero" was attracting a few too many comic book geeks?

Eep.